haha its so awkward when youre digging a hole to hide a body and you find another body.
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perks of being a wallflower
perks of being a cauliflower
perks of taking a hot shower
perks of riding the Mayflower
perks of saving the clock tower
perks of the former president, Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Shows up to the Red Wedding fifteen minutes late with Starbucks
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So basically this guy that I go to school with had to do a video about this academy called the CTE Academy, which is ridiculously far from our own and takes up three class periods, with you only earning one credit. He was told to make a video to promote this academy.
He made this.
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women give birth…they literally have the power to end the human species if they decide in unison to boycott humanity. So men, you should probably stop shitting on women, you have no clue what you’re fucking with.
boycott humanity
Best post in the universe
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