yamakais:

yamakais:

i;m gooan do it IM Gon N AWATCH KILL LA KILL HERE I GO;

what a large man

tagged → #favourite #kill la kill

ambidexterous:

overanalyticalqueer:

so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.

a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that

b) upon further research, it does appear to be true

tagged → #i can't #favourite

stardusted:

Aussie Builders surprise public with loud empowering statements in new Snickers Australia Ad.

tagged → #favourite
tsuthetiger:

the fuck outta here

tsuthetiger:

the fuck outta here

tagged → #favourite

policymic:

Watch: The 1,0001 movies you need to see before you die in epic 10-minute super cut

This is so well done.

Follow policymic

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Sherlock Parody [x]

bakerstreetbabes:

free-martinis:

Sherlock Parody - Olkahomo

Vidar Magnussen (Sherlock Holmes) and Bjarte Tjøstheim (John Watson) in the Entertainment Department at NRK (Norwegian Broadcasting Corporation) are both fans of the BBC series “Sherlock”. When they realized the similarity they decided to make a parody.

Guys, watch this. it’s brilliant!

[x]

Ooooooooooooh my god this is hilarious. And amazing. Love it.

tagged → #favourite
Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

kitten-burrito:

mamasam:

kabetown:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

I also like:

  • give that chest a rest
  • hakuna your tatas

don’t have a rack attack

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stoned-levi:

zohbugg:

mydrunkkitchen:

tyleroakley:

"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"

I love this? 

I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.

I’M SO SATISFIED

tagged → #favourite
"u wot mVIII"
— roman era British saying. (via jethroq)
tagged → #favourite

awkwardvagina:

UK Television broadcaster Channel 4’s ad for the Winter Olympics in response to homophobic legislation in Russia 

tagged → #favourite

julius-caesar-official:

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

i feel slightly offended

tagged → #favourite

waldorph:

JUST PRESS PLAY, OH MY GOD.

tagged → #star trek #favourite
benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE 

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

acitymadeofsong:

wasureneba:

tomlinfaggot:

liquidpixie:

dialray:

ultimagus:

littlewhinging:

still one of the best things ive ever seen.

slaughter melon reporting for duty.

BROCONUT

m a n g ERI NE

FUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON

too good to not reblog

How can I not reblog slaughtermelon?

isn’t bombegranite cucumber an actor

I knew that was coming

tagged → #favourite

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

tagged → #favourite